又有筍嘢

 
Skype又有一單筍嘢,怕你唔信,用英文添。文筆都幾流暢,比香港大學生嘅求職信正得多。唔忍心嘥咗佢,抄嚟供大家共賞:(順便提一句,邊位有興趣領取呢筆遺產可直接聯絡Miss Mary Alice,請呀)。
 
[16:31:26] Mary Alice Audit  Citibank UK says: I choose to reach you through your (SKYPE) it is the fastest medium of communication irrespective that it has been greatly abused. However, this correspondence is unofficial and private, and it should be treated as such. I am writing to you in trust as a reliable and honest person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new bank account immediately to receive the sum of USD27.000.000.00.
 
I am Miss Mary Alice, Head of Audit Department Citibank UK. I discovered some money during the 2006 end of year auditing in an account opened with this bank in 1992 and since August 2003, nobody has operated on this account making the account to remain virtually dormant. After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that the owner of the account died without a (heir) hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently, the money will be forfeited to the interest of the bank.   From my findings, the owner of this account is late Mr. David Creanga, a Canadian Citizen and an industrialist who died on 8th of August 2003 in a ghastly motor accident with the fiancée on their way to Liverpool. From my further findings, no other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it. The account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that late Mr. David Creanga until his death was one of the Boards of Trustees with Ocean Oil & Gas Company London.
 
This money can only be approved for payment only to a foreigner. Thus I am privately contacting you to assist me in repatriating the wealth left behind by this customer before the management declares this account unserviceable. The bank freezes unserviceable accounts over a period of time. While sourcing for more information in the file, I discovered that my bank last year December 19th issued the final notice for the family members or next of kin to come forward and file claims within 6 months or the account will be frozen after this period.
 
I hereby solicit your consent to present you as the Next of Kin to the deceased since you are a foreigner. I will be obtaining an affidavit of fact and other powerful back-up documents from the High Court of U.K, which will give a legal seal in other to authenticate you as the sole beneficiary/next of kin to this account balance of late Mr. David Creanga. This business has not been revealed to any other person because of the sensitive position, which I held in the bank, and therefore I will expect you to maintain it too. So please reply urgently so that I will inform you on the next step. I need your full co-operation to make this transaction work perfectly because the management of the bank is ready to approve this payment to whosoever has correct information of this account, which I will give to you upon your positive response and once I am convinced that you are capable. I need your strong assurance that you will never let me down immediately we start with the process.
 
There is no risk whatsoever associated with this from your side with me monitoring and pushing the files for the whole process so long as you keep it within yourself. I guarantee also that this will be executed under the most legitimate way to ensure that you and I are protected now and after the transaction. For this transaction, I would advice you to be contacting me with my private e-mail and private telephone numbers. 5% of the total money will be used to offset any expenses incurred by any of us as regards this transaction. 30% goes to you and while the remaining 65% is for us that knew about the transaction.
 
This is because the bank e-mail is been monitored. Finally, kindly furnish me with your direct telephone/fax number and your full names to enable me do the change of ownership of this fund in your name as the next of kin to late Mr. David Creanga PLS CONTACT ME ON MY PRIVATE EMAIL AND TELEPHONE with your information
 
NAME…
AGE…
ADDRESS…
DIRECT PHONE…
MOBILE………………………..
OCCUPATION…
COMPANY…
COUNTRY…,
 
 I will await your urgent response.
 
Thanks.
 
Miss Mary Alice
Below is my e-mail;
maryalicectb@googlemail.com
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  •  On 06/12/2008 at 5:36 下午

    嘩…………..你一定好忙………………唔譯吓既…………….^^………

  • lady  On 06/12/2008 at 9:30 下午

    哈…..並非宗妹醒目…只是阿媽教落 ~便宜莫貪 =))

  • 淑敏  On 06/12/2008 at 10:04 下午

    呃人!

  • 金魚  On 07/12/2008 at 2:27 下午

    Know what, I got this from Skype as well. I wonder why she still mentioned it\’s RISK FREE"

  • 瑞克  On 07/12/2008 at 4:28 下午

    今時今日唔係仲有人信呀……

  • Frank  On 08/12/2008 at 9:44 上午

    藍亦~呢啲呃人嘅信唔值得嘥時間翻譯啩,Hogarth就唔同,好有挑戰性。宗妹~咁即係話令堂仲醒過你啫。淑敏~唔貪心就唔會上當。Vivien~For her, it\’s "RISK FREE" – protected by Freedom of Speech???艾瑞克~如果真係冇人信,佢就唔會嘥心機寫呢篇嘢喇。

  •  On 08/12/2008 at 1:29 下午

    ……..mornimg.AR))))))…..You want more…………hehe………..

  • Sam  On 08/12/2008 at 3:03 下午

    咁好英門既 fan 唔多………………..

  •  On 10/12/2008 at 8:49 下午

    係咪去左領獎………..咁耐唔見人………………喂……..分d比我好喎………… :p……………….

  • 瑞克  On 10/12/2008 at 9:33 下午

    見到咁多字我已經想瞓……

  • lady  On 14/12/2008 at 12:29 下午

    午安呀~宗兄, 下個月您又去外地過農曆年了 ^^

  •  On 14/12/2008 at 10:22 下午

    喂喂……….分d比我好喎……………..

  • Sam  On 16/12/2008 at 10:40 上午

    別來無恙

  • lady  On 16/12/2008 at 12:20 下午

    食晏未呢………….

  • 泳鏡  On 09/12/2010 at 5:56 下午

    You certainly deserve a round of applause for your post and more specifically, your blog in general. Very high quality material.

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