數學人生~1

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+ 14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one may conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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  • Maggie  On 17/07/2006 at 9:51 上午

    I got it, really got it, thanks haha!

  • 地球人  On 17/07/2006 at 10:19 上午

    morning ar:lam sir: hahaha, so do u put bullshit on the top lei…hehehe 

  • ′生 Sang‵  On 17/07/2006 at 10:34 上午

    早晨呀!林大哥

  • 簑笠翁  On 17/07/2006 at 11:01 上午

    宗兄:早晨呀!

  • lady  On 17/07/2006 at 11:15 上午

    哦, attitude就100分. 天意有沒有影響既呢?

  • moon  On 17/07/2006 at 11:55 上午

    晕!学中文专业的一看数字就晕。。。。。。。。。

  • Frank  On 17/07/2006 at 12:01 下午

    瑪姬,地球人,生哥,翁老弟以及最得人錫嘅宗妹:
    我嘅問題係:點解有咁多靠bullshit同埋ass-kissing的人可以高高在上呢?若果我地個個都靠呢味嘢,呢個世界會變成點?

  • moon  On 17/07/2006 at 12:02 下午

    今天一口气,把你的文章都看了!哈哈!!

  • Frank  On 17/07/2006 at 12:06 下午

    蓮花小妹:你的工作不是要和統計數字打交道嗎?那你每天都要暈幾次囉~

  • lady  On 17/07/2006 at 3:59 下午

    係商業社會上, 靠bullshit/ass kissing上位既人必定存在架啦. 有幾多個boss肯清醒/ 懂分析既呢? 也許有些是身不由己……….但, 人各有志~

  • 幸福生活  On 15/10/2006 at 7:59 下午

    lol!  Really funny!!!!
    My son wrote: Ha!  Ha!  Ha!  I will try the last three then!

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